27 Nov 2011

NFL Week 12 Picks


Yes, I’m aware that the first three games have already happened. You’re gonna have to take my word for it that the below were my original picks.

Last week: 11-3, Season cumulative: 71-44, Season average: 9-5

(Winners in bold)

Green Bay at Detroit
Stafford and the Lions’ O are on fire. They will hand the overrated Packers their first loss.

Miami at Dallas
The Princess and the Cowgirls are on a bit of a streak, as are Miami. Home field takes it.

San Francisco at Baltimore
Possible the two meanest defenses in the NFL. Very tough call. I’m going for the Ravens. Just.

Houston at Jacksonville
So Schaub’s out. So what. Have you SEEN Foster and Tate’s numbers? Plus, AJ’s baaaack!

Buffalo at NY Jets
Look for the Jets to bounce back after last week’s surprise defeat.

Cleveland at Cincinnati
If you live in Ohio, I’m sure you’re excited for this one. Actually, you’re probably more excited about OSU than either of these teams.

Minnesota at Atlanta
The Vikes suck this year and AP (their only bright light this season) is out. No brainer.

Arizona at St. Louis
The Cards are on their way up! The Rams want (but won’t get) Luck, so, y’know, sucks to be a St. Louis fan right now.

Carolina at Indianapolis
Finally! A game that Carolina could and WILL win! The Colts are just looking to next season with Stanford’s star QB.

Tampa Bay at Tennessee
TB are on the wrong kind of streak and the Titans don’t look too bad this year...looks like gettng rid of Vince Young was indeed the best move.

Chicago at Oakland
This is a very tough call. Both teams exceeding expectations. Da Bears have won five straight and are pretty good against the run.

Washington at Seattle
I would hate to be a Redskins fan even more than I’d hate to be a Colts fan right now. Truly inept.

Denver at San Diego
Normally, this would be a no-brainer, but the Chargers have been unbelievably shite lately, as has Rivers. Still, fuck Tebow.

New England at Philadelphia
Witness one of the few times I’d actually root for the Patriots. Any time the dog-torturer’s team loses is a good time.

Pittsburgh at Kansas City
In the battle of “who gives a shit”, the date rapist will probably win.

NY Giants at New Orleans
Giving this one to Brees and Colston. The famous Giants inconsistency reared its ugly head again last week.

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